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miskatonic valley yuletide faire
Yuletide greetings from Black Phoenix Trading Post!



4oz Atmosphere Spray - $25.00
4oz Bath Oil - $25.00
Candle - $22.00
5ml Perfume Oil - $23.00


No goblin squirts or samples are available for this series!



miskatonic valley
yuletide faire

++ BPTP MISKATONIC VALLEY YULETIDE FAIRE ATMOSPHERE SPRAY
THE MISKATONIC VALLEY YULETIDE FAIRE
Ancient snow-dusted oaks, oozing pine pitch, ceremonial mulled wine, wafts of incense, dry leaves, warm cookies, a spatter of blood, and hot cocoa with wee little marshmallows.
.4oz spray.
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CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN PYRE
A holiday tradition! The festive scent of chestnuts being roasted on Arkham's neighborhood sacrificial pyre: chestnuts, sweet incense, smoldering oak and cedar logs, evocation herbs, and a hint of brown sugar.
.4oz spray.
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++ BPTP MISKATONIC VALLEY YULETIDE FAIRE BATH OIL
ELDRICH DARK
The Miskatonic Valley's premiere sex shop. Black and red musks with honey, leather, and sugared black rose.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
.4oz bath oil.
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YULE
++ BPTP YULE ATMOSPHERE SPRAY
SNOW BUNNY
Not so spooky, right? Here's to finally being able to hit the slopes again! Soft white powder snow with a touch of youthful girlie perfume.
.4oz spray.
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++ BPTP YULE BATH OILS
BLUEBERRY PEPPERMINT
Chilly vanilla peppermint twirled with dark, sweet blueberry juice.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
.4oz bath oil.
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KRAMPUS
Be good, or Krampus will toss you in a river! Sinister red musk, black leather, dusty rags, and wooden switches.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
.4oz bath oil.
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FRANKINCENSE, MYRRH, AND ROSE PETAL BEADS
A solemn, meditative experience: sweet Indian frankincense, North African myrrh, and dried red rose petals.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
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RASPBERRY THUMBPRINT COOKIE
Sugar-dusted butter cookies with a squish of raspberry jam.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
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SHORTBREAD SNOWFLAKES
Coconut-sweetened shortbread laced with royal icing.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
.4oz bath oil.
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++ BPTP YULE: CANDLES
LICK IT
An illuminating double ententre! A sticky, sweet peppermint candy cane with a copious dusting of vanilla.

Please do not lick, suck, or nibble the wax.
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MIDWINTER'S EVE
A melancholy, deep scent, poignant and brimming with nostalgia. The perfume of sugared plums over a breeze of winter flowers.
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OAK, PINE, AND MISTLETOE
Oak bark, pine pitch, and blood red mistletoe berries.
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PEACOCK QUEEN
In dramatic contrast to the soft innocence of Snow White and the dew-kissed freshness of her sister, Rose Red, this is a blood red, voluptuous rose, velvet-petaled, at the height of bloom. Haughty and imperious, vain, yet incomparably lovely to the eye, but thick with thorns of jealousy, pride and hatred.
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SNOW WHITE
A chilly, bright perfume: flurries of virgin snow, crisp winter wind and the faintest breath of night-blooming flowers.
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SPANKED
Sado-masochistic holiday cheer: whip leather, cardamom, patchouli and bourbon.
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++ BPTP YULE SCENT
BLUE SNOWBALLS
… because the holidays can be really, really frustrating.
Blueberry slush with a hint of lime and blackberry juice.
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