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Handmade Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Bath Oils
$30.00US per 8oz bottle of any Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab
Catalogue Blend, Metamorphisis, or Therapeutic Blend
$27.00US per 8oz bottle of any Vice or Virtue
$35.00US per 8oz bottle of Snake Oil Bath
$25.00US per 4oz bottle of Gentleman's Diretory $23.00US per 4oz bottle of any Limited Edition Halloween Offering

Handmade Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Bubbling Bath Potions
$16.00US per 6oz jar of any Bubblibg Bath Potions



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bath oils
Recline in pleasurable, tranquil languor, or bathe with intent to stimulate your senses or replenish your joy while utilizing one of our therapeutic oils.

Soak in your sins, or wash away all traces of your vices. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab offers you the best of both worlds, the heavenly and the diabolical, in your bathing experience.

Whatever your predilection may be, our blend of softening and replenishing oils, with rosehip, shea, evening primrose, fractionated coconut, and vitamin E, will ensure that you experience the utmost in sublime (or fiendish!) pleasure.

Superbly moisturizing without being greasy, lushly scented without being heavy-handed.

Paraben & formaldehyde free. No sodium lauryl or sodium laureth sulfate.

Labels printed on an Earth-friendly corn biopolymer.

Black Phoenix, Inc. does not test on animals. All of our products are tested on friends and family.




Scents from the Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab catalogue
Scents from the Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab catalogue
EMBALMING FLUID BATH OIL
A light, pure scent: white musk, green tea, aloe and lemon.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
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MOROCCO BATH OIL
The intoxicating perfume of exotic incenses wafting on warm desert breezes. Arabian spices wind through a blend of warm musk, carnation, red sandalwood and cassia.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
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SHANGHAI BATH OIL
The crisp, clean scent of green tea touched with lemon verbena and honeysuckle.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
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SNAKE OIL BATH OIL
A blend of exotic Indonesian oils sugared with vanilla.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
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Allegories of Vice and Virtue
vices
GULA BATH OIL
It is the just doom of laziness and gluttony to be inactive without ease and drowsy without tranquility. -- Samuel Johnson

Cocoa absolute, sugar cane, honey, black currant, vanilla, and caramel.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, cocoa absolute, Absolue Cire d'Abeille, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume blends.
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LUXURIA BATH OIL
Lust's passion will be served; it demands, it militates, it tyrannizes. -- the Marquis de Sade

Red musk, patchouli, pomegranate, red currant, bourbon vanilla, nutmeg, sweet orange.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, Vanilla Bourbon Oleoresin, Pogostemon patchouli, Citrus sinensis, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume blends.
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INVIDIA BATH OIL
O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on.


White grapefruit, tea leaf, white ginger, orange blossom, jasmine, honey myrtle, and lime.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, Citrus paradise, Citrus aurantium var amara, Melaleuca teretifolia, Citrus aurantifolia, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume blends.
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IRA BATH OIL
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese proverb

Blood orange, patchouli, and vetiver.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, C. aurantium var dulce, Pogostemon cablin, Vetiveria zizanoides, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume blends.
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virtues
CASTITAS BATH OIL
Chastity - the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions. — Aldous Huxley

Rice flower, vanilla, and cream.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, Vanilla Bourbon Oleoresin, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume blends.
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FRENUM BATH OIL
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. — Oscar Wilde

Wild lettuce, white tea, cucumber, and cherry blossom.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume blends.
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HUMANITAS BATH OIL
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. — Aesop

Carnation, black cherry, wild strawberry, helichrysum, and frankincense.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, Helichrysum italicum, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume blends.
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PATIENTIA BATH OIL
Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish. — John Quincy Adams

Sandalwood, benzoin, cardamom, calamus, palmarosa, and sage.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, Cymbopogon martini, Elletaria cardomum, Salvia sclarea, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume blends.
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Therapeutic
HEDONSIM BATH OIL
He who allows his day to pass by without practicing generosity and enjoying life’s pleasures is like a blacksmith's bellows: he breathes but does not live. — Proverb

Awaken all of your senses with a bath that reawakens the passion of the soul.

Patchouli, ylang ylang, grapefruit, lemon, and myrrh.
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INTENSITY BATH OIL
When the sun is shining I can do anything; no mountain is too high, no trouble too difficult to overcome. — Wilma Rudolph

For concentration and clarity of thought. This bath helps you banish distractions, and gives you a renewed strength of purpose.

Lemongrass, pink grapefruit, cypress, basil, sandalwood, and ginger.
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GAUDIUM BATH OIL
True joy is a serious thing — Seneca

Enflame your delight in everyday things, and fill yourself with enthusiasm for life’s little joys.

Geranium, bitter orange, lavender, lemon verbena, and pink grapefruit.
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Limited Edition Our Lady of Pain Treats

THE FROTH OF THE SERPENTS OF PLEASURE
All thine the new wine of desire,
The fruit of four lips as they clung
Till the hair and the eyelids took fire,
The foam of a serpentine tongue,
The froth of the serpents of pleasure,
More salt than the foam of the sea,
Now felt as a flame, now at leisure
                 As wine shed for me.


Sweet red wine, oakmoss, ambergris accord, ylang ylang, and Spanish mandarin.
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QUICKEN THE SOUL THROUGH THE BLOOD
Thou shalt touch and make redder his roses
With juice not of fruit nor of bud;
When the sense in the spirit reposes,
Thou shalt quicken the soul through the blood.
Thine, thine the one grace we implore is,
Who would live and not languish or feign,
O sleepless and deadly Dolores,
                 Our Lady of Pain.

Cacao, red patchouli, night-blooming jasmine, Roman chamomile, and white tea.

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LITHE AND LASCIVIOUS REGRET
Thou wert fair in the fearless old fashion,
And thy limbs are as melodies yet,
And move to the music of passion
With lithe and lascivious regret.
What ailed us, O gods, to desert you
For creeds that refuse and restrain?
Come down and redeem us from virtue,
                 Our Lady of Pain.


Blackberry hops, blackened raspberry gum, purple chypre, and myrrh.
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Limited Edition Yule 2012
$25 per 4oz Bath Oil

BLUEBERRY PEPPERMINT
Chilly vanilla peppermint twirled with dark, sweet blueberry juice.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
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KRAMPUS
Be good, or Krampus will toss you in a river! Sinister red musk, black leather, dusty rags, and wooden switches.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
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FRANKINCENSE, MYRRH, AND ROSE PETAL BEADS
A solemn, meditative experience: sweet Indian frankincense, North African myrrh, and dried red rose petals.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
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RASPBERRY THUMBPRINT COOKIE
Sugar-dusted butter cookies with a squish of raspberry jam.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
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SHORTBREAD SNOWFLAKES
Coconut-sweetened shortbread laced with royal icing.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
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Miskatonic Valley Yuletide Faire
$25 per 4oz Bath Oil

ELDRICH DARK
The Miskatonic Valley's premiere sex shop. Black and red musks with honey, leather, and sugared black rose.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
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Limited Edition Gentleman's Directory
$25 per 4oz Bath Oil

THE WARS OF VENUS BATH OIL
The house at No. 140 is kept by Mrs. James, and is a very quiet parlor house, devoted to the wars of Venus.

This phrase "Wars of Venus" was too wonderful; it inspired a scent immediately. Gird yourself for battle: sweet honey, French vanilla, honey myrtle, balsam of tolu, and rose otto.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
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Limited Edition Halloween Treats
PUMPKIN PIE BATH OIL
Devilishly decadent and a little bit ridiculous!

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
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RED VELVET TRUFFLE BATH OIL
The scent of pulverized red velvet cake mixed with cream cheese frosting, stuffed with candy bark, rolled into balls, and coated with white chocolate.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
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SPIDER SILK BATH OIL
White coconut, orris root, delicate vanilla, white dammar, papyrus blossom, and osmanthus.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
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TORN CANDY BAG BATH OIL
Sour gummies, lemon drops, jujubes, and lollipops scattered on a broken patch of cement and dandelion-dotted grass.

Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
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bath potions

bath potions
HELL BROTH: A CAULDRON BOILING
Thrice the brinded cat hath mew’d.

Thrice and once, the hedge–pig whin'd.

Harpier cries:–’tis time! ’tis time!

Round about the caldron go —


Create your own personalized hellbroth every time you bathe! The mad scientists at Black Phoenix Trading Post and Villainess have collaborated to reformat newts’ eyes, fenny snake fillets, bat’s wool, and other traditional witchin’ implements into a skin–softening, soul–enlivening bath powder format. Add a dash of Howlet’s Wing and a glop of Opium Tar to a newt bath! Or a toss a sprinkle of Lemurian Seaweed and Octopus Spittle into a tub full of Inquisitor’s Bile! And if the mood strikes you, soak in luxurious waters scented by unadulturated angel’s tears.

The possibilities are endless! The scents are strange and diabolically divine! Even the weirdest Weird Sister is sure to be pleased!


BLUE RINGED OCTOPUS SPITTLE
Coconut meat, mango pulp, white mint, and melon.

Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Magnesium Sulfate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate, Butyrospermum Parkii Seed Oil, Potassium Hydrogen Tartrate, Fragrance, Mica (and) Titanium Dioxide (and) Iron Oxide (and) Tin Oxide, Cocos Nucifera Meat, Di-PPG-2 Myreth-10 Adipate, Glycerin, Kaolinite
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EYE OF NEWT
King mandarin, ambrette seed, and red sandalwood.

Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Magnesium Sulfate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate, Butyrospermum Parkii Seed Oil, Potassium Hydrogen Tartrate, Fragrance, Mica (and) Titanium Dioxide (and) Iron Oxide (and) Tin Oxide, Cocos Nucifera Meat, Di-PPG-2 Myreth-10 Adipate, Glycerin, Moroccan Lava Clay, Citrus Sinensis (Orange) Peel Powder
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HOWLET’S WING
Fermented white ginger, honey, and lemon peel.

Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Magnesium Sulfate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate, Butyrospermum Parkii Seed Oil, Potassium Hydrogen Tartrate, Fragrance, Mica (and) Titanium Dioxide, Cocos Nucifera Meat, Di-PPG-2 Myreth-10 Adipate, Glycerin, Moroccan Lava (Rhassoul) Clay, Althaea Officinalis (Marshmallow) Root Powder
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INQUISITOR’S BILE
Olibanum, gum mastic, aloeswood, dragon’s blood resin, dammar, and vetiver.

Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Magnesium Sulfate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate, Butyrospermum Parkii Seed Oil, Potassium Hydrogen Tartrate, Fragrance, Mica (and) Titanium Dioxide (and) Iron Oxide (and) Tin Oxide, Cocos Nucifera Meat, Di-PPG-2 Myreth-10 Adipate, Glycerin, Kaolinite, Rosa Centifolia Petals Powder
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LEMURIAN SEAWEED
Sea buckthorn berry, lime juice, and juniper.

Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Magnesium Sulfate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate, Butyrospermum Parkii Seed Oil, Potassium Hydrogen Tartrate, Fragrance, Mica (and) Bismuth Oxychloride (and) Chromium Hydroxide Green, Cocos Nucifera Meat, Di-PPG-2 Myreth-10 Adipate, Glycerin, Montmorillonite Clay, Laminaria Powder
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OPIUM TAR
Opium accord and black currant.

Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Magnesium Sulfate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate, Butyrospermum Parkii Seed Oil, Potassium Hydrogen Tartrate, Fragrance, Mica (and) Iron Oxide (and) Titanium Dioxide, Cocos Nucifera Meat, Di-PPG-2 Myreth-10 Adipate, Glycerin, Moroccan Lava (Rhassoul) Clay, Activated Charcoal Powder
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TEARS OF THE SERAPHIM
Bourbon vanilla, angelica root, and benzoin.

Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Magnesium Sulfate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate, Butyrospermum Parkii Seed Oil, Potassium Hydrogen Tartrate, Fragrance, Mica (and) Iron Oxide (and) Titanium Dioxide, Cocos Nucifera Meat, Di-PPG-2 Myreth-10 Adipate, Glycerin, Kaolinite, Oryza Sativa Powder
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Coming soon!
ABSINTHE DREGS
ADDER PUFFS
BASALT SCARAB PTERATHORAX
RAW FENNY SNAKE FILLETS
NAJA HAJE VENOM
POET’S SPLEEN
VITREOUS HUMOR FROM THE FATES’ EYE
VIRGIN'S BLOOD