-- As of October 10, 2007, ordering is closed for this item. Thank you! --

The Inquisition has returned!

What’s in store for you this Halloween? Let the Alchemy Lab Imps and Trading Post Goblins decide! THIS is the TRICK OR TREAT INQUISITION! For $45US, you will receive both a Black Phoenix Trading Post Limited Edition holiday tee [your choice of babydoll V-neck or traditional crew] and a Trick or a Treat oil from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab. You have a choice: let the Black Phoenix mascots determine your fate, or persuade the goblins and imps into tricking or treating you.

How do you influence the imps and goblins? You may plead your case in the comments field of your order. If you choose to leave it blank, the denizens of Black Phoenix will utilize the ancient art of sniffomancy in order to determine your fate. Time permitting, all entries will be published on the Black Phoenix Trading Post web site as they come in, unless you request otherwise. Please indicate whether you wish to remain anonymous, and if you would like your name published, how you wish for it to appear.







... you will receive a Treat Goblin tee -- orange shimmer ink on black fabric -- designed by the Black Phoenix Doodle Mistress, Jennifer Williamson, and a 5ml bottle of one of the following Treats, chosen at random:

Sugar-slathered Candied Apple -- With a dollop of caramel!
OR
Marshmallow Poof -- A gooey mound of white fluffiness! And yes, it is vegan!
OR
Pumpkin Cheesecake -- Graham crackery and cream cheesy! Cinnamon brown sugary! Just a little carroty!

... you will receive a Trick Goblin tee -- grey shimmer ink on black fabric -- also designed by the Black Phoenix Doodle Mistress, and a 5ml bottle of one of the following Tricks, chosen at random:

Egg'd Mailbox! -- Fresh egg, just starting to warm nicely in the sun!
OR
Pumpkin Smash! -- Pumpkin pulp, beeswax candles, smoke, asphalt, and beer!
OR
TP'd Trees! -- Cypress, oak, and pine covered in 2-ply!


And, there's one scent that goes both ways:

Spiked Punch -- Chunky fruit punch with a generous splash of booze!

Is that a Treat? A Trick? Its a matter of perspective!

   

   

All of our tees have a reinforced neckband, and are made from pre-shrunk 100% ultrasoft and fluffy ring spun combed cotton. The babydolls and babydoll v-necks have double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom, are side-seamed, and have a gently tapered and relaxed body. Standard crews come in small, medium, large, XL, XXL, and 3X, and babydoll V-necks come in small, medium, large, XL, and XXL.

Trick or Treat is only sold as a set, and the tees and oils in this LE cannot be sold on their own. Please remember to select the size and style of your tee when ordering. You may place an order for multiple sets, or place mutiple orders, and in either case, each will be considered seperately in the course of the Inquisition process. If you are placing an order for more than one set, you may submit multiple Trick or Treat pleas, applicable to each order. Please indicate which Trick or Treat statement pertains to which size and style combination in your order.

Once your Trick or Treat status is determined, you will be given one of the oils from your status category, the matching tee, and a few little FunThings as determined by the Imps, Goblins, and Mister Tedwin. One perfume and one tee will manifest per order. This is a random process, akin to Chaos Theory; requests for specific oils will distress the Imps and Goblins, and you will be deemed A Bad Bunny. Bad Bunnies will be sent a rock and a pair of Chumley the Bottle-Tightening Ogre's old handkerchiefs.

Well, we won’t really be sending out socks and hankies, but picking the oil takes all the fun out of this game, so please leave it to the Black Phoenix crew.

You have until October 10th, 2007, at which point the Imps and Goblins will retire to their conference room and cease to accept orders. Orders are in NO WAY guaranteed to arrive before Halloween, but the Trading Post worker bees will do their best.